I just logged onto blogger and found out i had 555 posts so far (now 556). WOW. And louis told me whenever you see the same numbers thing like for example the time now is 4 44 or 1 11, it means the devil is near. And recently, it's happening alot. I'm gonna be the devil's bestie then. (wriggle fingers with devil boiixxzx)

ANYWAY, i was working on saturday and just like any other working day, i was standing at my usual spot when JOSEPHINE came visit! EXTREME SHOCK i tell you. Like i took a while to recognise her. She's so hot now. (YA READ JO READ) And she came with her mum! Didnt get to say goodbye though. BUT THANKS! And after some time, another friend came visit. (i'm like some old folk friend they have staying in an old folk's home called nine west) GARMENG! (ya this post is like some shoutout so just be glad your name's here) As for garmeng, he didnt exactly become hot. He became umms, fatter. AND that's not a bad thing. You used to be a twig lor. Now you're a BRANCH! (everyone goes, wooooo~)

And on thur or wed, JARROD and JENNA came over to visit! And they brought me CHURROS! (however you spell that long long very nice thing from orange julius)

Eh, thanks guys/girls.

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